This bad ass Mobile Beer Bar from Alpina Grills has about all you really need to survive: a beer tap and fire to make food. Do you need anything else? Described by the manufacture as "perfect for the hardened drinkers amongst us who like nothing more than a nice piece of barbecued meat and an ice-cold beer." Wow, that's me! I want one. Oh wait, this grill rings in at $11,000? I will go ahead and file this under shit-I-can't-afford-ever.